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why are you dating a lobster
Anonymous

crydaisy:

I have no idea what this means

meanplastic:

I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3

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meeeeguel:

OMFG I FINALLY FOUND A FUCKING VIDEO OF THIS

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note-a-bear:

I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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sick-flip:

fire-og:

skatewhore:

rustyness:

He is not Human.

As far as I can work out this actually breaks physics

wut

Nice

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brilliances:

token:

brilliances:

token:

what do you call a fast zombie?

what

a zoooombie

screw you and your lame  jokes

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your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason
Anonymous

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!

vinebox:

i hate when someone spoils the movie for me

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listoflifehacks:

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awwww-cute:

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

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